strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

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When you are graduating (or already graduated), so you don’t get to use all the new buildings you paid for

whatweshouldcallubc:

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#icanthaveityoucanthaveit #jk

-Campus Squirrel

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

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How much school work I have done last week

whatweshouldcallubc:

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-Campus Squirrel

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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

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