I want to leave, but I don’t want to leave- ya feel me?

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saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

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  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
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tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

(via amypueblopoehler)

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pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

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I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it. J.D. Salinger (via thelonelywriter)

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imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

(via musicjelly)

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